Things I never thought I'd say

Sometimes, as a parent, I have to stop & ask myself, "Did I actually say that." For example, when Colin was younger, I heard myself say, "Colin we don't eat raw eggs; we are not dinosaurs." Unfortunately, I have not taken time to write down many of these, so I have forgotten most of them. I do know that most of them involve trash cans, litter boxes, bathrooms, facial orifices, and/or basically anything gross. Anyhow, today's was a doozy, worthy enough to share with the rest of you...Enjoy!

"Cait! We do not put our heads down in the toilet & we definitely don't lick the water!"